Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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