You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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