I hope mine doesn't look like that
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
