How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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