I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Randomize
