I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
4 words: hood of his car
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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