guys are not supposed to queef...right?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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