its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
