let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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