i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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