Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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