we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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