i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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