I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
