but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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