The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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