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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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