I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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