don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
True strength comes from lack of pants
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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