Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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