Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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