All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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