i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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