Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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