There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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