walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
im holly from the hills drunk
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
NoShamevember. You game?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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