you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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