My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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