I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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