i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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