You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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