After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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