yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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