do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Someone came in the potted fern
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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