Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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