i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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