haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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