He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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