It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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