You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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