It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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