I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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