atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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