so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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