So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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