great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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