When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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