She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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