in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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