He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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