And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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