Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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