got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
it's great music for shaving your balls
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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