so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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