just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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