hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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