Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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