So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Randomize
